Location: Security check at Durham County Courthouse
Security Guard with thick Southern accent: [motions toward metal detector] Go on through, Sugar.
Me: [walks through as metal detector starts beeping]
Security Guard: Damn, baby! Yous beepin’ like a dopehead at a cracked out picnic!
Me: Excuse me?
Security Guard: A DOPEHEAD at a CRACKED OUT PICNIC!
Me: Oh. [awkward silence] Well, do I need to go through again?
Security Guard: No! You’re alright, Sugar. Jus go’on.
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Posted by: Trisha | June 03, 2008 at 11:59 PM