Submitted by: Meg
Location: Coffee Shop
Me: I'll take a latte with skim milk and an apple please.
Scary Barista with a spiked collar, black hair, and at least 30 piercings: [speaks in a creepy voice] Would you like the poison apple? [holds apple in my face]
Me: Umm, no. That's okay. Just a normal apple please.
Scary Barista: Are you suuuurrreee??
Me: You know, just forget the apple. I'll just take the latte.
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