Yesterday, I went to run/walk around Shelley Lake. If you’ve ever been to Shelley Lake, you know there is a big grassy knoll where people play with their dogs or kick soccer balls around. The walking path cuts straight through the grass, so half of the knoll is adjacent to some trees and the other half is right by the lake- like a grassy beach or something. Well yesterday, there was a couple sitting on a blanket on the grassy beach part of said area. They were getting a lot of stares, and I’ll tell you why. For one, they were wearing bathing suits. This was drawing attention, seeing as nobody lays out at Shelley Lake- it’s just kind of a gross lake with a track around it. But besides that, the girl had enormous [what I presumed to be] fake boobs. Now, the guy also has his shirt off. So here we have two half naked people sitting on a blanket by Shelley Lake. Thankfully, they were both in great shape!
So picture these two characters on a blanket surrounded by Big Gulps and a portable CD player (probably playing
a sensual Usher ballad- thank God I had on headphones): Now the girl was sitting straight upright in between the guy’s legs (and I will say that she had impeccable posture), her head tilted slightly to the left and her eyes closed. The guy, also with great posture, had his legs bent around her and his hands on her inner thighs. His head laid on her shoulder from behind, and his eyes were also closed. They seemed to be sharing an intense moment of some sort of erotic meditation right in the middle of volleyball, joggers, pit-bulls, and, oh, a horde of Mexican fisherman (who I can’t imagine catch much of anything at Shelley Lake).
So as I walked by, I noticed a few other groups of people staring at them. Two girls power-walking laughed and pointed. I tried to make eye-contact with them, so they’d know I shared their distaste, but they didn’t notice me. So I continued on, deciding to walk around the lake one more time. Now, the lake is two miles around, so it probably was about twenty minutes before I returned to the scene of so-called public affection. As I approached, I noticed that the pair had not moved an inch. They were placed exactly as the were when I sauntered by the first time! Were these mannequins, I thought?! Eyes still closed, posture still flawless, girls head still slightly tilted to the left. I stared hard into the backs of their heads, attempting to subconsciously will them to shift. They didn’t. And I continued walking, wishing that I had a camera.
Anyways, good for them for not caring how crazy they looked sitting there like that in bathing suits for all to see. I just thought it was rather strange. Maybe it’s just me? It just made my stomach turn a little. Try going there sometime in the early evening, maybe they’ll be there.
XOXO~ CLIFF PANT-ONE (who has recently been watching too much Gossip Girl)
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