I found this more humorous than awkward, but I thought it could count anyways. I was at the gas station buying a bottle of water with my debit card. The woman at the register, Katrina, was a petite white woman with a strong voice. Her hair was done up and she wore gold necklaces. She'd been showcasing her loud, raspy voice by hollering "TOMMMYYY" before it was my turn to pay. So anyways, she was very matter-of-fact, talkative and generally just seemed like a real firecracker of a woman. This might not be funny unless you could see the way she actually said it, but hopefully the intro gave you some sort of idea of how it may have played out.
Me: [slides debit card] Did that go through?
Katrina: NO! It said ACCESS DENIED- give up card so Katrina can go shopping!
Me: [looks up confused, then get it and laughs really hard]
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