I was waiting for an elevator at the court house, and there was a mother with her little boy (who was about 3 years old) standing beside me. One elevator came, and it was packed full, so none of us could fit.
Little Boy: Those are BIGGGG people, Mom!
Me: [looks down and chuckles to self]
Mother: [shoots me evil death stare]
Me: [laughs audibly to mother, so she would know that I was laughing because I thought her kid was cute and saying funny things]
Mother: [jerks Little Boy away from me by the arm] That is not funny! It ain’t nice!
Me: [looks around nervously]
Mother: DO YOU HEAR ME, BOY?!?!
Then an elevator comes, and everybody crams in. Then I’m like five inches away from the lady’s face. Typical!
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