Whist looking on Ebay, I found this:
Obviously, it is a potato shaped like a penis. If you think about it, that IS kind of amazing. I mean, it really does look like a wang! It's about four inches long. The ole guy is priced at $10, and there are only 46 minutes left to bid! According to the post, it was grown in Indiana.
The seller seems to be a real gas. Listen to what he/she said: "Add this fingerling dingaling to your collection or eat as is!"
AHAHAHA, what a riot?! Want to buy this starchy dick? Click here!
