It seems that I've been posting quite a few genetalia blogs lately! They're just flowin' like The Jordan! I guess we know what's on my mind! I kid! I kid!
Anyways, I went to the Audubon Zoo in New Orleans over the weekend. Me and my friend were looking at the giant tortoises or turtles or whatever, and we noticed this one was all rolled over on his side. Actually, everybody noticed. A large crowd was drawing. He was all wiggling around like he was stuck- just rockin back and forth. Then me and Amy noticed that his manhood was exposed, and THAT is why everybody was so intrigued. Poor little guy. Everybody was just standing there staring at him and his junk (a bunch of pervs) pointing and laughing! Although, the tortoise/turtle DID kind of look like he was stretched out in a seductive pose with his tube steak strategically placed to lure in the ladies (lady turtles/tortoises that is). Maybe he liked the crowd? I don't know.
I also don't know if this is a weird thing to post. It seemed like a good idea when I started writing, but now I just feel uncomfortable and creeped out. I hope this entry doesn't attract a slew of people with turtle fetishes...
Anyways, here is the picture for all you weirdos:
Probably not the best angle. A shot from the other side would have shown more. Actually, this view is fine. I think we've seen enough!
XOXO- Mr. Pant-one
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