Over the weekend, I traveled to New Orleans to visit my best friend. We had barrels of fun, but that is besides the point. The point is that I took a plane to NOLA- Continental to be exact. Bored with my book, I decided to flip through the Sky Mall magazine. You know, the one with all the most random things that nobody would ever buy. Well, I was kind of considering shelling out the cash for the marshmallow gun., but I was able to get a hold of myself...
So anyways, I was just browsing though the pages, and I noticed that somebody had gone through the magazine and circled a bunch of pictures. Then as I got further into the publication, the circles evolved into penises and all sorts of inappropriate stuff of a sexual nature. So of course I kept reading and then decided that I had to keep the magazine.
Here are some of my favorite drawings (click to enlarge):
This ad features Blitzen Family Bottle Stoppers. The artist has added giant wangs to all of the reindeer. At least the one laying down seems to be wearing a condom. I'm pretty confident that's what that is, because whoever did this also wrote "condom" on a bunch of pages. I think he was just going with that theme.
This photo of a lady making up her bed has been defaced with a small bald man lying in the bed with a giant boner. In response to the giant member in her face, the lady says, "I'm ready!"
Here we have a train set. The conductor is shouting, "READY FOR SEX!" A heading has also been penned labeling the train "Sex Train Oh! Oh!"
This was one of my favorites. The Animatronic Singing and Talking Elvis has a floating peter stratigically placed up on his face. Then we have the message slapped ontop of the original discription, which reads "Evlis fucker super dick action." I'm sorry people. I do not mean to offend. I didn't write this. I'm just here to report. Thankfully I was there to remove the magazine so that no children thummed through the pages. I'm sure it will be safe from virgin eyes here on the internet. Hopefully they will heed the warning I attached to the heading of this post.
Here we have the ultrasound toothbrush that has been altered to display a penis cleaner. You get a free condom if you buy two! By the way, I wonder how old this vandal was. From the handwriting, I'd say about six. But he/she knows some pretty adult words. Maybe it's a 25 year old with bad penmanship. It kind of seems like something I'd do. Notice I said kind of. That is because I wouldn't actually do this. I'd probably draw unicorns or guidos all over it.
WARNING: Some may find the following photo extra offensive. So stop reading here if you might be that type.
I don't know if I need to describe what is going on here or not, but I will. A hovering peen is releasing it's magic juice into the kitty's water bow. Oh my. What troubled youth!
There were many many more photos. The photo advertising moccasins had a condom in the shoe. Harry Balls was scrawled across one page, and something resembling a fried egg was drawn on top of a picture of a golf course.
Anyways, I got a good laugh out of it. People are great.
XOXO~ Cliffy
You always make me laugh so hard. How does the most bizarre, hilarious stuff always manage to happen to you?
Posted by: Ginny | November 10, 2008 at 10:13 AM