I don't have a loto of time, but I wanted to get this out there ASAP. I feel it's that important. Beyonce is Elle's January cover girl. Being creative genuises, they decided to come out with TWO covers for her. One is for newstands, and one is for subscribers. Let's take a look:
This is the one on newstands. It doesn't really look like Beyonce to me. But whatever. It's not that bad. It's just like any other Elle cover, and her rack does look great. So here is the one that they sent to subscribers, people who already pay for the magazine and don't get to choose not to buy a certain issue based on the cover. Essentially, people who are going to be stuck with the magazine regardless.
Holy, mother of pearl! It looks like she having a hernia! No. No. No. This is not fierce, B! I would love to hear some thoughts on this cover from Miss J and Tyra B. I just have no words. Now you see why THIS one didn't make the checkout aisle.
PS Am I the only one out there who CAN'T STAND her new song?!
