Because I know you all want to get a good hard look at these, you can click on all the photos to make them bigger!

January

This is when Katie and I visited Amy in New Orleans. One of the best parts of our stay was when we dressed up as 80s hair band members and watched Rock of Love (and as the photo shows, we also watched Scott Baio is 45 and Pregnant).

February

I bought this sweet little ride in February. It's a Subaru Impreza. I bought it based on looks and safety, but it turns out that it's also some kind of race car and men are drawn to it. They flock to me now (the men...).

March

I spent the entire month of March watching my roommate fret over Britney Spears' every move. And in a bit of an Amy Winehouse inspired moment, I also did some frantic outdoor night exercises.

April:

April was the month that I finally saw Bret Michaels in person. That is the moment I realized what all the fuss is about (with the girls on his show all falling in love with him). He is one smooth talker! The way he wooed the crowd! Don't even get me started. There were also tons of bitchy girls there in the audience who kept pushing me. Then I got feisty and pushed back. And then later on, I felt guilty about it.

May:

In whatever month this is, Kitty and me went to the Kanye West/Rihanna concert. At this concert, in an attempt to save money from buying drinks inside, I drank too much beer in the parking lot and in turn, was only tempted to keep drinking beer inside (where I met a 21 year old drifter wearing jean shorts, and let me say, I was quite taken by him), which led to me being too drunk to operate a car and having to take take a taxi home.

Also in this month, as you can see, I went to the beach with the prossies and got a tattoo. It's some real classly ink. Okay...Relax! It's just a temp!

June:

June held almost too many fun moments, so I had to settle on one, or I would never be able to stop! This is when Jen, Larry and I went to Waffle House. I wasn't sure if Larry would want his face broadcasted over my internets, so I covered it up for him. I'm not sure he'd handle the celeb status with as much grace as I have. Either way, this trip to WH was tops! Especially when I shouted the F word too loud, and some lady with her kids gave me the death stare, which in turn, encouraged us to leave pronto. Later on, I felt like maybe I wasn't the bad guy in that situation. I mean, anybody taking six year olds to WH is just asking for foul language...and a sprinkle of childhood obesity.

July:

I went to Las Vegas in July. While there, I drank too much, and in turn, probably had the most fun of anybody in our group. Although the drinking also resulted in me almost falling off a VIP booth and onto a glass table. ALMOST!

A LOT of other stuff happened in July too, but like in June, I had to narrow it down to one! Plus, this blog post is getting kind of long, and I need to take a shower!

Actually, I do need to take a shower! Now you will just have to wait in suspense for Best Moments of MY 2008 Part TWO!!! Don't hold your breath!

Have a safe New Year!