Last night's Rock of Love Bus included the best moment of the season thus far. This moment went like this:
Ashely had way too much to drink at Bret's show, and she came back to the bus wanting a little something to eat. Drunk eating is common among women- we all do it. So Ashley decides to make a Lean Cuisine Stuffed Cabbage with Whipped Potatoes meal.
The scene opens with her yelling "WHO LIKES BASILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!!?" Then she falls over and drops the meal. She then flings it at some other girl, and is like "HOW DO I MAKE THISSS - REMOVE TRAY AND CUT FOILLLLLLLL....BAUTCHHHH. (that is how she pronounces bitch)." It is virtually impossible for me to describe how hilarious this is, so I'm going to have to direct you to a link. Click here (and then click the video on the side that says "are we there yet? episode 7") to see the scene (it's actually an extended scene from the website, so you'll get to see even MORE of the amazing footage).
And while I'm on the subject of Ashley, does she remind anybody else of Juliette Lewis?
And another point of interest: how is the stuffed cabbage? Looking at the Lean Cuisine website, the meal is described as "stuffed cabbage filled with a delicious blend of roasted ground beef, rice and seasonings. Topped with a chunky tomato sauce and served with a side of whipped potatoes." I imagine that the cabbage would be really soggy and disguisting. Maybe it's better Ash didn't get into the plastic film, because stuffed cabbage with chunky tomatos would NOT be fun coming up, if you get my drift. BUT the meal only has 220 KCals, so it IS a healthy drunk eating choice...much more forgiving than the hunk of chocolate cake I ate that was basically as big as my head. And one more point: the website does not mention ANYTHING about the stuffed cabbage containing basil, so I'm going to have to assume that Ashley is a dingbat (yes) or that she was reading something else in the cupbord that contained basil, and not wanting to eat baisl, she opted for the cabbage. CASE CRACKED!
Enjoy your day!
The lean cuisine part wasn't in the clip you posted! I really really want to see it! Have you found it anywhere else??
Thanks! Love the blog
Posted by: miajames@umail.ucsb.edu | March 02, 2009 at 03:37 PM