I'm in Asheville this weekend with two of my girlfriends. Today we went to see The Biltmore Estate. Well, you kind of wander though the house on a self-guided tour, and the hugest douche-bag was behind us. He was a complete redneck idiot- the kind of person that is why stereotypes are created.
Now, it is pretty quiet in the house. It's like a museum, everybody looking at the stuff and listening to their headphone tour thingies. Well, this tour guide lady (who was really young and pretty) was coming down a narrow hallway, and she was asking everybody to scoot over so the tour group could squeeze through. So when the guide walked past said man, the guy SCREAMS "HEY NOW, QUIT PINCHING MY ASS, LADY! YOU ARE SOOOO FORWARD!!!" Everybody turns to look at him, kind of like who is this tool and he's like "AHAHAHAHAH." Then he grabs his friend and pushes his way into the tour group line, and tries to go in the blocked off area with them. He's shoving everybody around in this really tight space, knocking into us and laughing like he just the biggest riot ever. He keeps saying, "HEY WE'RE IN THE TOUR WE'RE PART OF THE TOUR. HUCK HUCK LET'S GO ON THE ROOF!"
The guide was being so nice to him, but it was obvious that she wanted to strangle him. She was just like, "Sorry, Sir. The tour is full, but you can sign up for another one in the lobby."
And then he probably mentioned her "pinching his ass" again. So at that point, the only people amused are his family members. Everybody else is giving him the death stare. So he comes up to our group and gets all in our face and says, "WHERE IS THE HAPPINESS IN THIS FAMILY!?!?! LIGHTEN UP WAH WAH!" We just stared at him like he was a fool.
The girl in front of us turned around and said, "What an idiot! Looks like somebody toured the winery before this!"
