I was in line at the pharmacy last night, picking up my eye drops (since a bug assaulted my eye, and BRUISED it, and gave me PINK EYE), and I noticed these little socks called Kushyfoot. I guess they are padded socks or something, and they're supposed to be really comfortable. They're for women, so of course they made some "cute" cartoon girl on the package. Maybe it's supposed to make the product seem trendy or relateable. Or it's supposed to make it seem like these padded socks aren't just for old grannies! They're for pert little blondes with ENORMOUS fake fun-bags!!!
Yeah. That's where I have a problem. This girl, who I'll dub The Kushyfoot Girl, has the most giant boobs ever. Her proportions are farther out of wack than Barbie's (before she got her new, more realistic body)! All I could do was stare at The Kushyfoot Girl's chest. Then I felt like a perv. Then I started taking photos of her with my phone, and felt even more creepy. (For the record, I don't think anybody noticed.)
Here are the pics:
You will have to excuse the poor photo quality- the Helio isn't what it used to be. Anyhow, you will have to trust me when I say that her tatas looked even bigger in real life. And in the third picture, it looks like her boobs are being cuffed underneath by some weird seam in her blouse. Oh me. Kushyfoot Girl doesn't even look that modern. She looks kind of retro, but she does appear to have used "THE BUMP HAIRPIECE". Maybe they made her look old fashion on purpose so their marketing plan wouldn't exclude senior citizens. She's young, but she's old- it kind of targets EVERY market. Hey, it even targets men who like large bosoms. Maybe the Kushyfoot marketing team is onto something.
Either way, I think her boobs are ridiculously large, and I think it's weird that they would make them so oversized. Maybe Kushyfoot Girl should try out for Rock of Love 4, because I don't really see Bret and Taya lasting that long.
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