So I went out this weekend, and I may have drank a bit too much. I was at a bar, and they had a band playing there. I thought one of the band members was cute, so I formulated a GENIUS plan to hit on him. I was sitting across the bar at my table when the perfect "line" came into my head. I got up from my seat and walked confidently up to the side of the stage.
I tapped the guy on the shoulder. He turned around. And I say...
"You have something in your teeth."
He gave me a dirty look, turned around and resumed playing.
Needless to say, I did not leave an impression on his heart. What was I thinking? Why did I think that basically insulting him would impress him? I guess I may never know.
