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Toe heads are just one of the many breed of men I fancy (I do not discriminate)! Who can resist that pale skin and white blonde hair?! Not me! That's for sure. Add in a pair of big ole plump lips, and you've created a walking dream! I was googling "famous pale people," "famous blonde pale men," and "famous toe heads," and believe it or not, the results were not plentiful. George Washington kept coming up...
So figuring that I'm not the only one out there with a passion for toe heads, I thought I'd do you all the service of highlighting some lovely blondes so that if you ever google "famous albinos," your search actually might turn up some results. (And PS I'm not sure if these people are all 100% certified toe heads, but you work with what you can...)
Michael Pitt (toe featured above) is my number one yellow locked man. He's got it down. This man needs no caption.
Ryan Gosling: He could use a little Sun-In. He's teetering on the edge of dirty blonde, but who doesn't love Noah Calhoun? Maybe one of the world's most loved wheat haired men.
Spencer Pratt (on left in picture above): Not my favorite toe, but a toe nonetheless (and Spence, you should stay out of the sun. Tans don't look good on toes! Plus, you're more prone to get a narsty sunburn).
Nick Carter: I have a feeling his blonde might have come from a bottle, but I'll let it slide. Well, only if he'll get his brother, Aaron, to dance for me.
Macaulay Culkin: Classic. He looks a lot like Michael Pitt to me, but not as dashing.
Aaron from Taking The Stage (on left): Seeing as he's still in high school, he's our juvie toe. He's even taking tips from Spencer, growing his own flesh colored beard!
Chet from The Real World: Virgin Toe!
So there you have it. I hope that everybody searching for fair skinned male beauties on the internet can find some sanctuary here.
Just trying to do my part.
As you read further, you will see that a lot has been weighing on my mind this morning. I've been thinking about pacifiers (like the one pictured above). There are so many different names for them. WHY?! IT'S PANDEMONIUM!!!
I have always called the above a binky. To some people, it's a paci. Now paci (pronounced PASS-EY) sounds creepy to me. Maybe my mind is in the gutter, but I don't like that word. I'm sticking with binky.
Some people call it a bo-bo or a nu-nu. Why? I'm not sure. Maybe their kids aren't advanced enough to have perfectly polished their pronunciation of 'pacifier,' 'binky' or 'paci' (the 'c' sound can be hard some times). My guess is that parents who call pacifiers anything besides 'binky'or 'paci' are real overachiever types. Maybe they like to think of themselves as real creative or leaders rather than followers. They're the type that fancy themselves on "straying from the crowd." They don't want to call the pacifier some typical name. They want to call it a do-do or a loo-ha or a hee-haw. They are the same people who would never settle for calling grandparents Grams or Gramps. Forget about Gramma and Grandpa. They might even resist Me-Maw and Pe-Paw (which I don't really blame them).
Either way, I just wanted to write this out to reflect on the names of pacifiers. Maybe I've shed some light on the subject?
If only Cliff had compiled his/her list of the hottest reality TV personalities just a month later, these two would have been included.
Allie Crandell from The City
Tommy Houlihan from Tool Academy
Tommy (aka "Slacker Tool") did not have the most extensive photo album...but trust me, he is hot.)
...just sayin'...
I have never played the popular video game Rock Band, but I'm well aware that it's a big hit among almost every bracket of the population. Well, lots of people on Facebook and stuff post pictures of themselves playing said game, and in most of the pictures, the people do not look like they're having fun. The shots make the game look sedentary and geriatric rather than cutting edge and thrilling. Point being, pictures of people play Rock Band do not make me want to join in. Let's take a look:
I do like that the singer in this group made the effort to stand upright.
At least this band's singer looks rather passionate.
This one appears to have been a secret candid.
Just loafing around!
I don't know. It MUST be funner than it looks! I mean, it has to be. I guess I will have to try it out, and take some photos of myself looking like a zombie vegetable holding two wooden pegs (sticks would have been the more appropriate word, but I enjoy saying pegs). Now if you'll excuse me, I have a bundle of lollies and fizzy drinks with my name on it! Ta-ta!
Lacey Conner is the most annoying person on the planet. I want to throw telephone books at her head. How is she still on Rock of Love Charm School? She's like a roach that won't die (figuratively speaking, of course). Can't Sharon see that she is the devil?! Or is she just still on for ratings?! She makes me insane!!! AHHHH!!! MY blood is boiling! I can't believe Dallas got expelled. Dallas should have beat Lacey up when she had the chance (since she ended up going home for nothing).
Why is Lacey so annoying?
1. She acted like she was a starving artist when she really lived off her dad's money (and she's 32).
2. She acts like she is 14, trying to play games and get in everybody's face (and she's 32).
3. She has Hot Topic-esque dyed neon red hair (and she is 32).
4. She harps and harps about animal rights and she eats SALMON!!! (I don't even eat salmon!)
5. She looks like a wet rat/white female version of Ja Rule.
6. She thinks she's a rock star.
7. She is a master manipulator!
Typically, I try not to point out other peoples' bad points, but I think Lacey is the most annoying person on television (even more so than Gary Busey, Dustin Diamond, Dunbar from Real World, Neveen & Cordilla from Bad Girls Club, Spencer Pratt and Lauren Conrad combined). I just can't help it. I'm sure she would think it's fab that people hate her. I bet she loves it. If you've seen her on TV, you know what I mean. All I'm sayin' is that I'm going to quit watching the show if she's not expelled next week. Oh wait, who am I kidding...I'll never quit.
I was on my way home from a run to Wilmington today, and I stopped in at the Taco Bell in Wallace. They had these signs all over the place:
Why do they have an exclamation point? Why don't they have a question mark? It's one of the easiest rules of grammar. In fact, it's probably one of the first grammatical rules that children learn. You always put a question mark after sentences that start with who, what, when, where or why. It's the "5 Ws Rule!" I just used that rule in the first two sentences of this paragraph. If I can do it, anybody can! If they really wanted an exclamation point, they could have said, "WHY PAY MORE?!" Now this seemingly deliberate typo is being seen nationwide. I'm not sayin'. I'm just sayin'...
I haven't watched Making The Band since the season 2 (I think) finale, where Diddy selected the girls who'd later make up girl group Danity Kane. Aubrey O'Day was one of two girls who got to stick around after season 1 and eventually ended up "making the band."
When I used to follow the show, I thought Aubrey was cute. She was one of my favorites. However, when the DK album came out, I lost interest. It sucked. So I didn't think about Aubrey or Danity Kane for a long time. Plus, I didn't want to watch the following Making the Band seasons, because Diddy makes me want to jump off a building. Seriously, he's so annoying!
Well, this morning I had some time to kill before going to work. I plopped down on the sofa, and I switched on the TV. Shockingly, it was set to MTV. Making the Band was on. I'm guessing whatever episode it was came from the most recent season. They were all in Cabo trying to get some guy to conquer his fear of dolphins.
Suddenly, Aubrey came on the screen and she looked DIFFERENT! It was apparent that she'd had breast implants, but her face looked weird too. Then I couldn't tell if maybe she'd just gained weight in her face, and that is why it was looking funny- or if she'd had work done on it.
Okay, let's cut to the chase (as they say in the business world- Thanks Helen Hunt!-p.s. I'm sure NOBODY got that). Here is Aubrey before:
This is when she's all natural looking, I guess. It's before she was actually SELECTED to be a part of the band. It's when I thought she still looked cute. She kind of looks like Sheryl Crow.
Still looks pretty, but different.
This is the 2nd album cover. I think she looks totally different from the 1st photo. Now we will get to the unrecognizable...
She looks like a mix between Daisy from Rock of Love and a fish.
Poor doggie!
BAH! TANOREXIC!!!!
Just not good!
Looks different to me!
And here she is again. Yes, all of these photos feature the same woman. PS- I won't even comment on her attire in these photos.
So yeah, I know that nobody cares about Aubrey O'Day, but it was just on my mind. And once something dumb like this is on my mind, I get a little OCD and it's all I can think about. That's part of the reason I started this blog! But yeah. Am I the only one who thinks she looks totally funny now? Seriously, if you get a chance (well, def don't change your plans for this but...) tune into Making the Band to see how wonky she looks. Apparently, she is getting thrown out of the band now, so that could make for a juicy episode. These pictures don't even do what I saw on the tube this morning justice.
Okay, I'll admit it- I watched the first two episodes of Paris Hilton's My New BFF(and I'll probably watch each and every episode in the future). I guess I just have an affinity for quality television. Even if I do have questionable taste when it comes to the tube, I still have a point to make. That point is this:
Above, is a photograph of Kayley Gable. She is a contestant on Paris Hilton's show, and she's also the granddaughter of Clark Gable. Besides that, she's also the house party animal. According to her bio, she's already been to rehab. At least she's trying to make positive changes!
Now, how old do you think Kayley is? Here's another photo to jog your noodle:
Well Paris is 27, and Kayley certainly looks older than her, you might think. Perhaps she's 32 or maybe 29 at the youngest?
EEHHHH!!!!!!!! WRONG ANSWER! Kayley is 22! In fact, she JUST turned 22 on the other night's episode! So on episode 1, she was only 21! Wow! What a spring chicken!
Let's take a look at some other people Kayley's age:
Ashley Tisdale is 23! A whole year older!
Amanda Bynes is 22! Lookin' good, girl!
Michelle Trachtenberg is also 22! She looks so young! So fresh faced!
Here's LC in her signature pose. Overlooking the fact that she is an annoying life ruiner, she is 22 and bangin'.
And finally, we have Leighton Meester who is 22. She looks gorg!
Oh yeah! And here's Kayley again. Ripe young 22! Just sayin'....
Go to her myspace for more hotness!
Let's just take a look at the evolution of Amy Winehouse.
In the picture above, you will see Amy looking fresh-faced and healthy. This is pre-ink and before she was very famous. Lookin' good, kiddo!
Next we have Amy just when Back to Black came out. She was getting more famous, and she'd lost a lot of weight. She'd started dating Blake (as you can see the tattoo of his name over her heart). Here she looks pretty normal, by famous people standards.
Ok, from here it just becomes a mess. I'm sure you're all aware of what a crackhead Winehouse has become, but I'm just amazed. Amazed that she is still alive. I'm serious! The photos are insane! Not only is she emaciated, but she is flailing around all over the place. I just can't get over it. Apparently everybody is trying to help her, but it's not working- obviously. I can't wait to see a movie about her life.
Anyways, I'm not sure of the order of the following photos, but everything I see is just worse and worse.
I know it's old news and that there are a billion other photos like these, I just can't believe she hasn't ODd or gotten locked up or flung herself into traffic or jumped off a building. I'm baffled. It's really sad, and I'm not sure she'll ever make a full recovery. OH, AMY! PLEASE GET HELP!!!
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