Cliff Pant-one

Daisy of Love: Cliff's Picks

Daisy of Love premiered last night, and it was everything I thought it would be: colorful and unsavory characters fueling up on Jack Daniels and testosterone.  I have to admit, I was a little sad when the triplets got eliminated, but I can understand Daisy's reasoning.  It's gotta be hard to date 3 guys at once, especially when you can't understand what they're saying and all they want to do is eat uncooked hot dogs dipped in salsa.

With that said, I'd like to call out my "picks" for Daisy.  I'm basing my decision solely on looks, because we haven't had MUCH else to judge these guys on yet.  I made a nice little illustration in Microsoft Paint to depict my selections:

 

All of my picks look kind of the same...

I think Big Rig is the hottest, and he sounds kind of country, so that's cute.  Professor is only 22, and Daisy is 27 (I think), so that might be something to consider.  London looks like Jared Leto, but he passed out in the closet on the first episode.  Flex is alright.  12 Pack is a tool, but for some reason, I think he's pretty hot.  And also for some reason, I kind of think he and Daisy wouldn't make a terrible couple.  Maybe it's fate for them!?  I could see it in the stars!

So, only God knows what the outcome will be, but these are the guys who are the least offensive on the ole glems (that's jive-speak for eyes).  Go Big Rig!!!

Spotlight on Toe Heads

Toe heads are just one of the many breed of men I fancy (I do not discriminate)!  Who can resist that pale skin and white blonde hair?!  Not me!  That's for sure.  Add in a pair of big ole plump lips, and you've created a walking dream!  I was googling "famous pale people," "famous blonde pale men," and "famous toe heads," and believe it or not, the results were not plentiful.  George Washington kept coming up...

So figuring that I'm not the only one out there with a passion for toe heads, I thought I'd do you all the service of highlighting some lovely blondes so that if you ever google "famous albinos," your search actually might turn up some results. (And PS I'm not sure if these people are all 100% certified toe heads, but you work with what you can...)

Michael Pitt (toe featured above) is my number one yellow locked man.  He's got it down.  This man needs no caption.

Ryan Gosling: He could use a little Sun-In.  He's teetering on the edge of dirty blonde, but who doesn't love Noah Calhoun?  Maybe one of the world's most loved wheat haired men.

Spencer Pratt (on left in picture above): Not my favorite toe, but a toe nonetheless (and Spence, you should stay out of the sun.  Tans don't look good on toes!  Plus, you're more prone to get a narsty sunburn). 

 

Nick Carter: I have a feeling his blonde might have come from a bottle, but I'll let it slide.  Well, only if he'll get his brother, Aaron, to dance for me.

Macaulay Culkin: Classic.  He looks a lot like Michael Pitt to me, but not as dashing. 

Aaron from Taking The Stage (on left): Seeing as he's still in high school, he's our juvie toe.  He's even taking tips from Spencer, growing his own flesh colored beard!

Chet from The Real World: Virgin Toe!

So there you have it.  I hope that everybody searching for fair skinned male beauties on the internet can find some sanctuary here. 

Just trying to do my part. 

If Only...

If only Cliff had compiled his/her list of the hottest reality TV personalities just a month later, these two would have been included.

Allie Crandell from The City

Tommy Houlihan from Tool Academy

Tommy (aka "Slacker Tool") did not have the most extensive photo album...but trust me, he is hot.)

...just sayin'...

Cliff Pant-one's Hottest Men of Reality TV

As promised!  I had trouble narrowing it down!!!

Number 10: Santino Rice (Project Runway)

Number 9: Bret Michaels (Rock of Love)

Number 8: Isaac Stout (Real World Sydney)

Number 7: Cohutta Lee (Real World Sydney)

Number 6: Joshua Allen (So You Think You Can Dance)

Number 5: CT Tamburello (Real World Paris)

 

 

Number 4: Andre Birleanu (America's Most Smartest Model)

 

 

Number 3: Justin Bobby (The Hills)

 

 

Number 2: Kenny Wormald (Dance Life)

 

Number 1: Danny Nunez (Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency)

 

It was hard, but I had to narrow it down.  Honorable mention goes to pretty much every guy on The Real World challenge shows.

Cliff Pant-one's Hottest Girls of Reality TV

I saw some list of this nature, and I thought it sucked.  It included people such as Pumpkin (Flavor of Love) and Frenchie (Rock of Love).  I'm sure some people find them sexy, but I just thought I could do better.  So I started to compile my list, and one thing became very apparent: I am very heterosexual.  I think women are beautiful, and I thought I would have NO problem thinking of the hottest ones on reality TV, but I got stumped.  I could only think of seven that I feel are georgous to the point that they could be on CP's list.  So here they are (and don't worry, a guy list is coming later):

Number 7:  Holly Huddleston (Sunset Tan)

(Holly is on the right in this pic.  Molly (on the left) is pretty too, so she can be on the list as an honorable mention.)

Number 6: Chante Leblanc (Maui Fever)

Number 5: Dani Evans (America's Next Top Model)

 

Number 4: Brittany Flickinger (Paris Hilton's My New BFF)

Number 3: Kim Stolz (America's Next Top Model)

Number 2: Alexis Hutt (Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency)

 

Number 1: Anna Stimson (Maui Fever)

I'm pretty sure all of these girls have gone onto work in the modeling/acting industry.  Looking at my choices, do you think I have a type?  Blondes! 

Cliff's Most Fascinating People: Michael Pitt

Michael Pitt is an actor.  Over the last few weeks, I've grown increasingly fond of him.  I was reading Girl Boy Girl, the memoir of Savannah Knoop (one of the women behind the infamous  J.T. Leroy literary hoax), and Michael Pitt was mentioned as a friend of "J.T." 

In Knoop's book, it was said that Pitt had been a regular on Dawson's Creek.  The book also said that the producer's of Dawson's Creek weren't happy about Pitt being in The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things (movie of J.T.'s book) and some other films. 

Well...I'll admit, I was a fan of the creek.  Shocking, I know!  I guess I just had a soft spot for Pacey Witter.  Who could resist?!  Anyways, I didn't recognize Pitt's name, and I wanted to know which character was doing all these unwholesome movies, so of course I IMDBd him.  Turns out that Mr. Michael played Henry, Jen Lindley's freshman football boyfriend.  OH HENRY!  The innocent little guy, falling victim to Jen's cougar like charms. 

So blah blah blah.  Just a bunch of background!  Why is Michael Pitt fascinating?!  I'll tell you why! 

NUMBER ONE: He is in some really great movies!  Some of them are pretty edgy and controversial. It's hard to conceive Pitt is the same buck who tossed pigskin for Capeside High.  I loved The Dreamers(although not recommended for those without open minds, strong stomachs or appreciation for full frontal nudity).  I also enjoyed Deliriousimmensely.  He also has like a million other movies that I still need to check out. 

NUMBER TWO: He looks like Leonardo DiCaprio circa Basketball Diaries.  For me, just that is reason enough to be one of CP's most fascinating.  I read that book (and pretty much anything my good friend Jim Carrol wrote) and watched that movie a million times throughout my youth.  Maybe that's saying something... Besides looking like Leo/my personal image of Jim, he is just really beautiful.  Not in a conventional way...he's very...ok, I'm going to stop before I throw up just listening to myself.

NUMBER THREE: He's an Aries.  Enough said.

NUMBER FOUR:  He plays guitar in a band called Pagoda.

So yes, I find Michael Pitt to be very fascinating.  He's a great actor, and from what I've read, he is really serious about his craft.  It seems to me that he may be a fan of the good ole' Stanislavski Method!  I'd like to think that'd be my method of choice should I ever decide to give it a go in the acting world, but that's besides the point.  On top of that, he doesn't seem to feed into the Hollywood junk, and he seems like he'd be a cool guy to know.

Here are some trailers for the aforementioned films: