Me and my sister went to Haven this weekend. It's a bar/club on Glenwood. I'm pretty sure that place is kinda lame, but we were across the street at Brooklyn Heights and figured we'd stop in a check it out. Well, we walked in and went directly to get a drink. In an effort to grab the bartender's attention, my sister started to lean over the bar. As soon as her skin hit the counter, she pulled away and screamed, "OHMIGODDDD!" Before I knew what was happening, she was running to the bathroom.
Turns out somebody had vomited ON the bar, and NOBODY had cleaned it up. It was just a big pile of upcuck sitting there. Nobody was even pointing at it or acting like it was odd. The bartender wasn't even put off by it. NOTHING.
You might be thinking, Didn't your sister see the throw up? Well, she did see something, and I actually saw something too. It was dark in there though. What she thought she saw was a mosaic tiled bar, and I thought somebody had spilled salsa. I didn't stop her from touching the salsa, because I didn't think she'd put her hands in it.
Well, she went to the bathroom and washed her hands with scalding hot water, and then we went to the bar and ordered 'the strongest shot' they had. Finally some waitress came to clean the bar. She noticed it had been spewed all over, and she just flung her towel over top of it and left. A few minutes later, some dude came and actually wiped it all up with bleach. Either way, Haven was wack, and we left a bit later.
It was just so bizarre. Who pukes on a bar? They couldn't even make it close to the bathroom- not even in the middle of the floor on the WAY to the bathroom. It's like they didn't even try to move from the bar at all. They didn't even turn away from the bar to yak on the ground BESIDE the bar. The culprit must have been sitting there having a dink and just all of a sudden started projectile vomiting without any warning. And it wasn't even late at night yet. It was like 11. And why didn't they clean it up? I mean, the club was NOT crowded. The puke was visable, and I'm sure people noticed the patron blowing chunks all over the place.
So yeah. It was sick, and Haven was lame.
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