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Lauren Conrad's Words of Wisdom: Episode - Boys Make Girls Cry

"Don't ever cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you."

Gosh, I got shivers!

The Hills Parody SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS!

I know I'm on a Hills kick, but whatever.  Go ahead and judge me.  These youtube videos are HYSTERICAL!  Watch them for a good laugh!

Lauren Conrad's Words of Wisdom: Episode- We'll Never Be Friends

LC is so wise. She gives such great advice,has really amazing insights and can convey any emotion with just a look; anybody would be fortunate to have her as a friend. BUT- most of us don’t live in The Hills, and we aren’t lucky enough to be guided by her clever Lauren-isms firsthand.  So, I’m bringing some of Lauren’s most astute moments to the inter-web. Even if you’re not interested in the show, you can learn a lot from LC. Read on and let Lauren's words counsel you:

This scene takes place at a restaurant.  LC is on a date with Doug, a long lost friend from high school.

Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
LC: Can I get a Fuzzy Dragon please?
Waiter: A Fuzzy Dragon.
Doug: What kind of beer do you have?
Waiter: [inaudible]
Doug: I’ll have that. I’ll have Stella.
LC: [smiles coyly to waiter] Thank you. [To Doug] I think your drink says a lot about you.
Doug: So what does a beer say about me?
LC: That you’re a guys’ guy.
Doug: Is that a good thing?
LC: [leans head on hand, smiles wistfully and shrugs shoulders] Mhmm.

WOW!  BRILLIANT!  I wonder what a Fuzzy Dragon says about Lauren!?!?

Lauren Conrad's Words of Wisdom: Episode- We'll Never Be Friends

LC is so wise. She gives such great advice,has really amazing insights and can convey any emotion with just a look; anybody would be fortunate to have her as a friend. BUT- most of us don’t live in The Hills, and we aren’t lucky enough to be guided by her clever Lauren-isms firsthand.  So, I’m bringing some of Lauren’s most astute moments to the inter-web. Even if you’re not interested in the show, you can learn a lot from LC. Read on and let Lauren's words counsel you:

This scene takes place at a restaurant.  LC is on a date with Doug, a long lost friend from high school.

Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
LC: Can I get a Fuzzy Dragon please?
Waiter: A Fuzzy Dragon.
Doug: What kind of beer do you have?
Waiter: [inaudible]
Doug: I’ll have that. I’ll have Stella.
LC: [smiles coyly to waiter] Thank you. [To Doug] I think your drink says a lot about you.
Doug: So what does a beer say about me?
LC: That you’re a guys’ guy.
Doug: Is that a good thing?
LC: [leans head on hand, smiles wistfully and shrugs shoulders] Mhmm.

WOW!  BRILLIANT!  I wonder what a Fuzzy Dragon says about Lauren!?!?